[11:51] friend: does the inside of ur nose ever get like really dry [11:51] friend: that it hurts to pick ur nose? [11:52] Supra Magnus: hmm [11:52] Supra Magnus: i dunno [11:52] Supra Magnus: wth [11:52] Supra Magnus: lol [11:52] Supra Magnus: what is wrong with u dood [11:52] friend: well, i found a great solution [11:52] friend: use ur pinky and put some vaseline in the inside [11:53] friend: and wait like 30 mins or so [11:53] friend: and just blow ur nose [11:53] friend: all the crap that were crusty inside will come right out [11:53] friend: i just did it [11:53] friend: i put some on this morning [11:53] friend: and i just blew my nose [11:53] friend: all the crap that was stuck came all right out [11:53] friend: ahhahaa [11:53] friend: and it keeps it moist [11:54] friend: during the winter [11:55] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA [11:55] Supra Magnus: wtf is wrong with u dood
[10:09] DaePark75: this morning i woke up, and didn't feel like doing my morning jog [10:09] DaePark75: i went to change kaylees diaper [10:09] Supra Magnus: nice [10:09] Supra Magnus: u have officially become domesticated [10:10] DaePark75: and imagine stepping on one of those plastic chocolate milk mixes [10:10] DaePark75: thats what happend this morning [10:11] Supra Magnus: what?...hahahaha [10:11] Supra Magnus: nice [10:11] DaePark75: she squirted shit all over me and my carpet, I woke kristy up and asked for help [10:11] DaePark75: so i had to clean the carpet [10:12] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [10:12] DaePark75: all that rubbing on the carpet energized me [10:12] DaePark75: so i went and did my morning jog [10:12] Supra Magnus: LOL [10:13] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [10:13] Supra Magnus: did the shit get in your nostrils and eyes? [10:14] DaePark75: i used my hands as a shield, but it got over my hand, arm bed and carpet [10:14] Supra Magnus: it would have been hilarious if it did [10:14] DaePark75: well when i was stretching [10:14] DaePark75: i saw this dried up yellow thing on my shorts [10:15] Supra Magnus: LOL [10:15] DaePark75: i was crumpling it w/ my nails [10:15] DaePark75: and then took a woof [10:15] DaePark75: it was shit [10:15] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA [10:15] Supra Magnus: u crack me up dae
Supra Magnus: i feel sorry for u listening to this kinda shit everyday friend: i wish you could see the girl that plays it Supra Magnus: LOL friend: she's by far the ugliest hindi female friend: or the ugliest female ever in the history of human beings Supra Magnus: hahahah friend: saggy tits friend: michael strahan gap toothed, yellow brown color teeth
friend: her skin tone is straight dark green friend: i think she bathes in curry Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA friend: i wish you could see her teeth Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: take pics man friend: i feel like if i do, my camera's gonna get a virus
Morning Convo Cont - Part I
Supra Magnus: damn dood Supra Magnus: bacteria must be having a feast up in her mouth Supra Magnus: they are probably fat as fuck Supra Magnus: they have like 50 years of food up in that piece friend: she has the same teeth as the tales from the crypt guy
Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: maybe she thinks brushing teeth means eating curry Supra Magnus: mouth wash means gargling curry sauce friend: hahahaha friend: onion floss friend: with curry mouthwash Supra Magnus: hahahahhaha Supra Magnus: LOL friend: and uses garlic scented tongue scraper Supra Magnus: LOL
Morning Convo Cont - Part II
friend: i just saw that ugly face a min ago Supra Magnus: LOL friend: she keeps thinking im her friend Supra Magnus: micheal strahan buck tooth? Supra Magnus: LOL friend: more like michael strahan combined with tales from the crypt Supra Magnus: hahahaha Supra Magnus: she bring u some curry with eyeballs?
friend: no but i can smell it Supra Magnus: hahahahha friend: curry garlic breath friend: hahahahaha Supra Magnus: it's like the stench from hell Supra Magnus: even tho she isn't close to u friend: combined with the look from hell Supra Magnus: u can smell her from miles away friend: combined with the saggy tits Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: she just old i guess...u know girls can't hold it up as they grow older friend: she's only in her thirties Supra Magnus: hahahah Supra Magnus: hmmm Supra Magnus: that's bad friend: that curry must have some saggy tit additives Supra Magnus: hahahaha friend: flowtitmax friend: for the extra saggyness you want
Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Supra Magnus: LOL friend: eww she's here friend: excuse me, i have to go throw up Supra Magnus: LOL friend: i get that same effect in my stomach when i look at a slug Supra Magnus: hahahahhahaha Supra Magnus: i wish i can see it friend: this is the next best thing
friend: its as close as i can get Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: man this is hideous friend: but imagine that gap is not a missing tooth friend: it is a real gap friend: and the teeth are much more yellow and dark brown friend: and the gums are almost black
Morning Convo Cont - Part III friend: dude i gotta get outta here Supra Magnus: LOL friend: im becoming the #1 hindi racist ever Supra Magnus: hahahahaha friend: you would think after listening to 4+ hrs of hindi music everyday friend: that i would get used to it Supra Magnus: LOL friend: but honestly, id rather be put in a chinese torture chamber Supra Magnus: hahahahahahha Supra Magnus: michael strahan say hi to u today? friend: imagine if someone tied you down and put a chalkboard in front of you and scratched their nails on it for hours a day friend: yeah i saw the teeth Supra Magnus: i think the predator has better looking teeth man friend: oh, predator's teeth are perfect compared friend: i actually miss the snaggletooth friend: hahahahhaha Supra Magnus: LOL friend: i think even the predator would run away if he saw tales from the crypt Supra Magnus: hahahahahaha friend: she would bend over to kiss you and you'd probably see flies flying out her mouth friend: id be like, PLEASE give me predator! Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA friend: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA Supra Magnus: http://www.looksome.com/ friend: hahahah friend: looks just like her Supra Magnus: LOL Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[00:17] friend: xxxxx's party sucked [00:17] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH [00:17] Supra Magnus: it was good for me dood [00:17] Supra Magnus: i got to see u [00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx [00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx [00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx [00:17] Supra Magnus: some peeps [00:17] Supra Magnus: that's all [00:18] friend: yeah, that was cool [00:18] friend: but i was promised weed and single girls [00:18] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [00:18] Supra Magnus: man there weren't any girls there [00:18] Supra Magnus: xxxxx said the same thing to me [00:18] Supra Magnus: i didn't see anyone [00:19] friend: when i walked in, it was all pregnant chicks [00:19] Supra Magnus: hahahahahahhahaa [00:19] friend: and when he gave me the tour of his home improvement... i walked in on a girl breastfeeding [00:19] friend: that was the highlight [00:20] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [00:20] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA [00:20] Supra Magnus: omg...u crack me up dood
[09:37] superdae1: u hand out candy last night [09:37] Supra Magnus: nah [09:37] Supra Magnus: i was in small group [09:37] superdae1: thats rt [09:37] superdae1: did u have candy there? [09:38] Supra Magnus: they had some [09:38] Supra Magnus: but i didn't [09:38] Supra Magnus: who cares about candy [09:38] Supra Magnus: haha [09:38] superdae1: i handed out candy last night [09:39] Supra Magnus: hahah [09:39] Supra Magnus: i know dae [09:39] superdae1: but did u know that i handed out candy [09:39] superdae1: while i was messed up? [09:39] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [09:39] Supra Magnus: nice [09:39] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [09:39] superdae1: yeah it was cool [09:40] superdae1: and i was the judge [09:40] superdae1: i was pretending like I was holding a costume contest [09:40] superdae1: every group of kids that came [09:40] Supra Magnus: hahahah [09:40] superdae1: who ever had the better costume i gave more candy to [09:40] Supra Magnus: taths' wrong [09:40] Supra Magnus: hahaha [09:40] superdae1: and for the ones who had stupid constumes only got 1 candy [09:41] superdae1: so if u were had the most intresting costume out of the group [09:41] superdae1: you'd get 10 pieces of candy from me [09:41] superdae1: vs 1 piece [09:41] Supra Magnus: hahahahahhaha [09:41] Supra Magnus: so messed up dae [09:41] superdae1: y? [09:41] Supra Magnus: cuz they are all little kids [09:42] superdae1: well i judge based on creativty [09:42] superdae1: there were a few kids that made their own costumes [09:43] superdae1: they were crappy [09:43] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA [09:43] superdae1: but I'd tell them theirs was the best b/c they made it [09:43] superdae1: and that takes creativity [09:43] Supra Magnus: maybe they were poor [09:43] superdae1: and gave them10 pieces [09:43] superdae1: yup [09:43] superdae1: i was making them feel good about being poor [09:43] Supra Magnus: hahahahahhaha [09:44] superdae1: there was this one kid [09:44] superdae1: he was 5 years old [09:44] superdae1: but had a bad ass spiderman costume [09:45] superdae1: the evil black spider man outfit [09:45] Supra Magnus: hahahaha [09:45] superdae1: it almost even looked authentic to me at the time [09:45] superdae1: anyways [09:45] superdae1: and then there were these poor kids [09:45] superdae1: so i gave the poor kids more candy [09:45] superdae1: which may not be good after all [09:45] Supra Magnus: hahahahhaha [09:45] superdae1: more candy for poor kids means [09:45] superdae1: their rot their teeth [09:46] superdae1: and since their poor they wont have dental insurance [09:46] superdae1: so their teeth will fall out [09:46] Supra Magnus: hahahahah
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