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Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Vaseline

[11:51] friend: does the inside of ur nose ever get like really dry
[11:51] friend: that it hurts to pick ur nose?
[11:52] Supra Magnus: hmm
[11:52] Supra Magnus: i dunno
[11:52] Supra Magnus: wth
[11:52] Supra Magnus: lol
[11:52] Supra Magnus: what is wrong with u dood
[11:52] friend: well, i found a great solution
[11:52] friend: use ur pinky and put some vaseline in the inside
[11:53] friend: and wait like 30 mins or so
[11:53] friend: and just blow ur nose
[11:53] friend: all the crap that were crusty inside will come right out
[11:53] friend: i just did it
[11:53] friend: i put some on this morning
[11:53] friend: and i just blew my nose
[11:53] friend: all the crap that was stuck came all right out
[11:53] friend: ahhahaa
[11:53] friend: and it keeps it moist
[11:54] friend: during the winter
[11:55] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[11:55] Supra Magnus: wtf is wrong with u dood

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Baby Boo Boos

[10:09] DaePark75: this morning i woke up, and didn't feel like doing my morning jog
[10:09] DaePark75: i went to change kaylees diaper
[10:09] Supra Magnus: nice
[10:09] Supra Magnus: u have officially become domesticated
[10:10] DaePark75: and imagine stepping on one of those plastic chocolate milk mixes
[10:10] DaePark75: thats what happend this morning
[10:11] Supra Magnus: what?...hahahaha
[10:11] Supra Magnus: nice
[10:11] DaePark75: she squirted shit all over me and my carpet, I woke kristy up and asked for help
[10:11] DaePark75: so i had to clean the carpet
[10:12] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:12] DaePark75: all that rubbing on the carpet energized me
[10:12] DaePark75: so i went and did my morning jog
[10:12] Supra Magnus: LOL
[10:13] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[10:13] Supra Magnus: did the shit get in your nostrils and eyes?
[10:14] DaePark75: i used my hands as a shield, but it got over my hand, arm bed and carpet
[10:14] Supra Magnus: it would have been hilarious if it did
[10:14] DaePark75: well when i was stretching
[10:14] DaePark75: i saw this dried up yellow thing on my shorts
[10:15] Supra Magnus: LOL
[10:15] DaePark75: i was crumpling it w/ my nails
[10:15] DaePark75: and then took a woof
[10:15] DaePark75: it was shit
[10:15] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[10:15] Supra Magnus: u crack me up dae

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Morning Convo

Supra Magnus: i feel sorry for u listening to this kinda shit everyday
friend: i wish you could see the girl that plays it
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: she's by far the ugliest hindi female
friend: or the ugliest female ever in the history of human beings
Supra Magnus: hahahah
friend: saggy tits
friend: michael strahan gap toothed, yellow brown color teeth

friend: her skin tone is straight dark green

friend: i think she bathes in curry
Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
friend: i wish you could see her teeth
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: take pics man
friend: i feel like if i do, my camera's gonna get a virus

Morning Convo Cont - Part I

Supra Magnus: damn dood
Supra Magnus: bacteria must be having a feast up in her mouth
Supra Magnus: they are probably fat as fuck
Supra Magnus: they have like 50 years of food up in that piece
friend: she has the same teeth as the tales from the crypt guy

Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: maybe she thinks brushing teeth means eating curry
Supra Magnus: mouth wash means gargling curry sauce
friend: hahahaha
friend: onion floss
friend: with curry mouthwash
Supra Magnus: hahahahhaha
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: and uses garlic scented tongue scraper
Supra Magnus: LOL

Morning Convo Cont - Part II

friend: i just saw that ugly face a min ago
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: she keeps thinking im her friend
Supra Magnus: micheal strahan buck tooth?
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: more like michael strahan combined with tales from the crypt
Supra Magnus: hahahaha
Supra Magnus: she bring u some curry with eyeballs?

friend: no but i can smell it
Supra Magnus: hahahahha
friend: curry garlic breath
friend: hahahahaha
Supra Magnus: it's like the stench from hell
Supra Magnus: even tho she isn't close to u
friend: combined with the look from hell
Supra Magnus: u can smell her from miles away
friend: combined with the saggy tits
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: she just old i guess...u know girls can't hold it up as they grow older
friend: she's only in her thirties
Supra Magnus: hahahah
Supra Magnus: hmmm
Supra Magnus: that's bad
friend: that curry must have some saggy tit additives
Supra Magnus: hahahaha
friend: flowtitmax
friend: for the extra saggyness you want

Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: eww she's here
friend: excuse me, i have to go throw up
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: i get that same effect in my stomach when i look at a slug
Supra Magnus: hahahahhahaha
Supra Magnus: i wish i can see it
friend: this is the next best thing

friend: its as close as i can get
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: man this is hideous
friend: but imagine that gap is not a missing tooth
friend: it is a real gap
friend: and the teeth are much more yellow and dark brown
friend: and the gums are almost black

Morning Convo Cont - Part III

friend: dude i gotta get outta here
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: im becoming the #1 hindi racist ever
Supra Magnus: hahahahaha
friend: you would think after listening to 4+ hrs of hindi music everyday
friend: that i would get used to it

Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: but honestly, id rather be put in a chinese torture chamber
Supra Magnus: hahahahahahha
Supra Magnus: michael strahan say hi to u today?
friend: imagine if someone tied you down and put a chalkboard in front of you and scratched their nails on it for hours a day
friend: yeah i saw the teeth
Supra Magnus: i think the predator has better looking teeth man
friend: oh, predator's teeth are perfect compared
friend: i actually miss the snaggletooth

friend: hahahahhaha
Supra Magnus: LOL
friend: i think even the predator would run away if he saw tales from the crypt
Supra Magnus: hahahahahaha
friend: she would bend over to kiss you and you'd probably see flies flying out her mouth
friend: id be like, PLEASE give me predator!
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
friend: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Supra Magnus: http://www.looksome.com/
friend: hahahah
friend: looks just like her
Supra Magnus: LOL
Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Party Highlights

[00:17] friend: xxxxx's party sucked
[00:17] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[00:17] Supra Magnus: it was good for me dood
[00:17] Supra Magnus: i got to see u
[00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx
[00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx
[00:17] Supra Magnus: xxxxx
[00:17] Supra Magnus: some peeps
[00:17] Supra Magnus: that's all
[00:18] friend: yeah, that was cool
[00:18] friend: but i was promised weed and single girls
[00:18] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[00:18] Supra Magnus: man there weren't any girls there
[00:18] Supra Magnus: xxxxx said the same thing to me
[00:18] Supra Magnus: i didn't see anyone
[00:19] friend: when i walked in, it was all pregnant chicks
[00:19] Supra Magnus: hahahahahahhahaa
[00:19] friend: and when he gave me the tour of his home improvement... i walked in on a girl breastfeeding
[00:19] friend: that was the highlight
[00:20] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[00:20] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[00:20] Supra Magnus: omg...u crack me up dood

Thursday, 01 November 2007

Happy Halloween!!

[09:37] superdae1: u hand out candy last night
[09:37] Supra Magnus: nah
[09:37] Supra Magnus: i was in small group
[09:37] superdae1: thats rt
[09:37] superdae1: did u have candy there?
[09:38] Supra Magnus: they had some
[09:38] Supra Magnus: but i didn't
[09:38] Supra Magnus: who cares about candy
[09:38] Supra Magnus: haha
[09:38] superdae1: i handed out candy last night
[09:39] Supra Magnus: hahah
[09:39] Supra Magnus: i know dae
[09:39] superdae1: but did u know that i handed out candy
[09:39] superdae1: while i was messed up?
[09:39] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[09:39] Supra Magnus: nice
[09:39] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[09:39] superdae1: yeah it was cool
[09:40] superdae1: and i was the judge
[09:40] superdae1: i was pretending like I was holding a costume contest
[09:40] superdae1: every group of kids that came
[09:40] Supra Magnus: hahahah
[09:40] superdae1: who ever had the better costume i gave more candy to
[09:40] Supra Magnus: taths' wrong
[09:40] Supra Magnus: hahaha
[09:40] superdae1: and for the ones who had stupid constumes only got 1 candy
[09:41] superdae1: so if u were had the most intresting costume out of the group
[09:41] superdae1: you'd get 10 pieces of candy from me
[09:41] superdae1: vs 1 piece
[09:41] Supra Magnus: hahahahahhaha
[09:41] Supra Magnus: so messed up dae
[09:41] superdae1: y?
[09:41] Supra Magnus: cuz they are all little kids
[09:42] superdae1: well i judge based on creativty
[09:42] superdae1: there were a few kids that made their own costumes
[09:43] superdae1: they were crappy
[09:43] Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[09:43] superdae1: but I'd tell them theirs was the best b/c they made it
[09:43] superdae1: and that takes creativity
[09:43] Supra Magnus: maybe they were poor
[09:43] superdae1: and gave them10 pieces
[09:43] superdae1: yup
[09:43] superdae1: i was making them feel good about being poor
[09:43] Supra Magnus: hahahahahhaha
[09:44] superdae1: there was this one kid
[09:44] superdae1: he was 5 years old
[09:44] superdae1: but had a bad ass spiderman costume
[09:45] superdae1: the evil black spider man outfit
[09:45] Supra Magnus: hahahaha
[09:45] superdae1: it almost even looked authentic to me at the time
[09:45] superdae1: anyways
[09:45] superdae1: and then there were these poor kids
[09:45] superdae1: so i gave the poor kids more candy
[09:45] superdae1: which may not be good after all
[09:45] Supra Magnus: hahahahhaha
[09:45] superdae1: more candy for poor kids means
[09:45] superdae1: their rot their teeth
[09:46] superdae1: and since their poor they wont have dental insurance
[09:46] superdae1: so their teeth will fall out
[09:46] Supra Magnus: hahahahah