Tuesday, 19 August 2008

• Morning Convo

  Supra Magnus: i feel sorry for u listening to this kinda shit everyday
  friend: i wish you could see the girl that plays it
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: she's by far the ugliest hindi female
  friend: or the ugliest female ever in the history of human beings
  Supra Magnus: hahahah
  friend: saggy tits
  friend: michael strahan gap toothed, yellow brown color teeth
  
  
  
  friend: her skin tone is straight dark green
  
  
  
  friend: i think she bathes in curry
  Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  friend: i wish you could see her teeth
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: take pics man
  friend: i feel like if i do, my camera's gonna get a virus
  
  

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  Morning Convo Cont - Part I
  

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  Supra Magnus: damn dood
  Supra Magnus: bacteria must be having a feast up in her mouth
  Supra Magnus: they are probably fat as fuck
  Supra Magnus: they have like 50 years of food up in that piece
  friend: she has the same teeth as the tales from the crypt guy
  
  
  
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: maybe she thinks brushing teeth means eating curry
  Supra Magnus: mouth wash means gargling curry sauce
  friend: hahahaha
  friend: onion floss
  friend: with curry mouthwash
  Supra Magnus: hahahahhaha
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: and uses garlic scented tongue scraper
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  
  

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  Morning Convo Cont - Part II
  

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  friend: i just saw that ugly face a min ago
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: she keeps thinking im her friend
  Supra Magnus: micheal strahan buck tooth?
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: more like michael strahan combined with tales from the crypt
  Supra Magnus: hahahaha
  Supra Magnus: she bring u some curry with eyeballs?
  
  
  
  friend: no but i can smell it
  Supra Magnus: hahahahha
  friend: curry garlic breath
  friend: hahahahaha
  Supra Magnus: it's like the stench from hell
  Supra Magnus: even tho she isn't close to u
  friend: combined with the look from hell
  Supra Magnus: u can smell her from miles away
  friend: combined with the saggy tits
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: she just old i guess...u know girls can't hold it up as they grow older
  friend: she's only in her thirties
  Supra Magnus: hahahah
  Supra Magnus: hmmm
  Supra Magnus: that's bad
  friend: that curry must have some saggy tit additives
  Supra Magnus: hahahaha
  friend: flowtitmax
  friend: for the extra saggyness you want
  
  
  
  Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: eww she's here
  friend: excuse me, i have to go throw up
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: i get that same effect in my stomach when i look at a slug
  Supra Magnus: hahahahhahaha
  Supra Magnus: i wish i can see it
  friend: this is the next best thing
  
  
  
  friend: its as close as i can get
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: man this is hideous
  friend: but imagine that gap is not a missing tooth
  friend: it is a real gap
  friend: and the teeth are much more yellow and dark brown
  friend: and the gums are almost black
  
  

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  Morning Convo Cont - Part III
  

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  friend: dude i gotta get outta here
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: im becoming the #1 hindi racist ever
  Supra Magnus: hahahahaha
  friend: you would think after listening to 4+ hrs of hindi music everyday
  friend: that i would get used to it
  
  
  
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: but honestly, id rather be put in a chinese torture chamber
  Supra Magnus: hahahahahahha
  Supra Magnus: michael strahan say hi to u today?
  friend: imagine if someone tied you down and put a chalkboard in front of you and scratched their nails on it for hours a day
  friend: yeah i saw the teeth
  Supra Magnus: i think the predator has better looking teeth man
  friend: oh, predator's teeth are perfect compared
  friend: i actually miss the snaggletooth
  
  
  
  friend: hahahahhaha
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  friend: i think even the predator would run away if he saw tales from the crypt
  Supra Magnus: hahahahahaha
  friend: she would bend over to kiss you and you'd probably see flies flying out her mouth
  friend: id be like, PLEASE give me predator!
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  friend: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  Supra Magnus: http://www.looksome.com/
  friend: hahahah
  friend: looks just like her
  Supra Magnus: LOL
  Supra Magnus: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
  

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